Jim Sting

Major Fambrough

John Reed

Wendell Walker

Conrad Greene

Burt Arthus

Roger Keane

Frank Capella

Marchais

Alexander Falko

Accountant

Tod Johnson

Matthew Terell

Robert Beattie

Burt Klane

Clarence

Sally Sanmarco

Lyle Harris

Donald Rossi

Bubba

Vinny

Bailey Pruitt

Dan Errol

Frank Perlin

Stan Deane

The Kidnapper

Big Tony

Pool Player

Harry

Holiday Pageant Director (uncredited)

Lawrence

Floyd Lucas

Marcello

Billy

Jonathan Trask

Harold Cara

Mr. Droonfield

Bum Johnston

Desmond Howl

Freeborn Gage

Norman

Jurgen van Doom

Exotica Club Client (uncredited)

Ethan Lowry

Col. Fox

Rudy Simbro

Ben Rubadue

Uncle Rick

Mayor Brent Fisher

H.E. Mr. Durand

Passenger & Professor On-Line

Monty

Kanook

Dietrich Baum

Howard

Dr. Roger 'Tony' Toussant

Falco

Tony Accardo

Huey, River Rat Leader

Leon

Irving Buckmuller

Arthur Lidz

Captain Burdoch

Williams

The Pirate

Tomas

Herb 'Herbie' Seelig

Claude Vealey

Vincente Goldoni

Lord Oldenberg

Wilensky

Walter Kouza

Scorekeeper

Dexter Lexcannon

Stanley

Rollins

Howard Pawley

Man in wheelchair

Burt

Hunter Ben Loomis

Charlie Kelso

Max Perkins

Walter Gibbs

Himself

Bruno

Rusty

Winston

Harvey Cannon

Pizza Man

Guard Charlie Reynolds

Nero Wolfe

Ernest

Dr. Richard Boggs

Prison Warden

Wedding Guest

Dr. Wexler

Sam Tipton

Vincent Tucci

Mr. Cooper / Louie Loser

Mr. Linkletter

Bruce

Sgt. Downs

Kirk, Waiter (uncredited)

Roland Gow

Guzelman

Cliff Klamath

Sid

Gondol

(segment "Artaud Double Bill") (archive footage)

Dan Weisman

Lawyer Dawson

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