Charlie

Carl Taylor

Jake Kesey / The Wraith

Jake Peterson

Zane Zaminski

Aramis

Boy Under Lamppost (uncredited)

Matt

Bud Fox

Jackson Hammond

Tom

Charlie Sheen

Rick Vaughn

Bud Dyerson

Bo Richards

David Ackerman

Dick Brewer

James Russell

Ditch Brodie

Topper Harley

Bob Rogers, Jr.

Rick Vaughn

Topper Harley / Rhett Butler / Superman

Ryan Edward Turner

Boy in Police Station

Valet

Cappie

Ted Varrick

Bud Fox

Morgan "Fats" Gripp

Artie Mitchell

Hap Felsch

Pfc. Franklin Fairchild Bean

City Burger Manager

Peter

James McGregor

Bobby Bishop

Charlie

Lance

Narrator (voice)

Daniel 'Dan' Saxon

Charlie Sheen

Charlie B. Barkin (voice)

Lyle Wilder

Chris Martin

Mr. President

Charles Swan III

Paul

Dex Dogtective (voice)

Self

Narrator

Self

Self - Roastee

Doctor (archive footage)

Self

Self

Bob

Charlie Sheen

Self

Narrator (voice)

Lt. Dale Hawkins

Ken

Charlie

Cop #1

Thief (uncredited)

Maximus

Jeffrey Cage

Charlie Sheen

Tom Logan (uncredited)

Charlie Harper

Self

Barbie Loving Bartender

Self

Self

Chris Taylor

Host

Narrator (voice)

Self

Self

Self (archive footage)

Man Shaving (uncredited)

Self (archive footage)

Kid at Wedding (uncredited)

Self

Self (archive footage)