Sammy

Ned Ryerson

Dr. Lamott

Max

Warden Holliday

Townley

Joe Weyburn

Warren Singleton

Calculator (voice)

Jud Phillips

Max Applewhite

Mayor Bill Klepler

Mr. Henkin

Happy Chapman

Eric Kluster

Agent FBI Chuck Stupak

Alan Davenport (voice)

Self

Mitch Myerson

Dr. Perkins

Uncle Neil

George Ruddy

Mike Krakower

Sal

Oliver Mintz

dr.james

Mayor Tom Thompson

Tom Bailey

Mick

Hugo

Charles

Jeweler

Thomas 'Thom' Whitney

McClaren

Norbert Barrington

Ed Turner

Michael McCausland

Ron Sutton

Principal Purdy (voice)

Plumber

Dewey Wise

Dr. Shaw

Uncle Ubb (voice)

Ray

Dr. Divine

Self

Rick Harris

Carl Venable

Father Joe

Ned

T.T. Riley

Ephraim

Max

Tom (wraparound segments)

Taylor

Doc

Prosecuting Attorney

Darryl Horwath

Barney

Murray Mintz

Dr. Werner Brandes

Dr. Hugh Akston

Mr. Benedetto (uncredited)

Al Hentz

Alan

Douglas McCarver

Dr. Kendrick

Ned

Andy

Chief Hardaway

Himself

Self

Bud

Christopher Maynard

Captain Gaine

Father Lyons

Self

Trevor

TV Clerk

Doctor Timothy Brandon

Ranger Bob

Abe Cohen

Debate Judge

Stephen Toronkowski / Blanche

Bando (voice)

Charley

Harry Evers

Littlefield

Billy Narthax

Mr. Bates

Mr. Anderson

Captain of the Guard

Byron (segment: "Monument One")

Himself

Neighbor

Wallace

Andy Gunderson (voice)

The Abbot

B.J. McQueen

Reverend Weld

Kirk

Antonio

Robert

Carl

Rick Lawler

Mr. Phillips

Tom Abernathy

Pete

District Attorney

Mayor Paulson

Defense Attorney

Dr. Berthram

Mr. Bentley

Mr. Tessman

Creepy Rattlechains (voice)

Self - Interviewee

Sitcom Producer

Lonnie Martin

Frank Thomas (uncredited)

District Attorney (uncredited)

Dr. Javitz (uncredited)

Dalrymple

Sergeant Phil Baranski

Ron (voice)

French deMille / Documentary Narrator

Bigmouth Executive / Forge (voice)

Tabaqui (voice)

Doc

Alan

Father Joe (segment "Trevor")

Bill Bardo

Mike

Self

Principal Sands

Professor John Dobler

Pharmacist

Walter

Mr. Bates

Self

Melvin Reinhold

Jon