Lucian

Tony Blair

Simmons

Priest

Lucian

Thorne Jamison

Wiglaf ( voice )

Castor / Zuse

Brian Clough

Tony Towers

David Frost

Nivens McTwisp / White Rabbit (voice)

Self

Owain Jenkins

Lucian

Lord Oliver

No. 5 - Detective Burnam

Narrator (voice)

Art Honeyman

Miles Maitland

Tony Blair

Dr. Griffiths (voice)

Steven Arthur Younger

Tony Blair

Kenneth Williams

Self/Narrator

Aro

H.G. Wells

David

Aro

Narrator (voice)

Colin

Paul

Bill Carroll

Tommy Atkins

Dr. Slavkin O'Hara

The Teacher

Self

Mark

Self

Dylan Thomas (voice)

William Boldwood

Adam Banton

Charity

Harry Jones

Fred Weil

First Voice

Caspian Wint

Self

Bradshaw

Lodovico

William Trench

Presenter - Narrator

Aneurin 'Nye' Bevan

Self

Narrator

Nivens McTwisp / White Rabbit (voice)

Arthur

Self

The Banker

Self - Interviewed Guest

Philip Cohen

Mark Furness

Robbie Ross

Self

Henry

Narrator (voice)

Self

Self

Himself - Narrator

Narrator (voice)

Carlos Holt

Aro

Craig Fisher

Austen Bloom

Carl Flossy

Self

Malcolm Howe

Jeremy

The Bat

Framton Nuttel

Dr. Blair Müdfly

Harold Sugar

Porter

Self

Sigmund Freud

Aziraphale (voice)

(voice)

Francis Hardy

Self

Angel

Self

Self - Audience Member

Self

Self

Henry Sullivan

Arthur (character's voice)