Dick Lubitz

Noel Kluggs

Adam Banjo

Cal

Sheriff Winston Hoyt

Marv

Principal Moe Thibodeaux

Self

Border Patrol

Locus Fender

Wade Wright

Jeffrey Hannigan

O'Connor

Jack Donner

Self

Waiter

Pete

Lonnie

Gabe Proctor

Deputy Henry Abshire

Mr. Danieli

Web

Viktor

Montgomery Blair

Barry Hill

Sgt. Gregory Phillips

Ivan

Aldous Huxtable

Donny Baker

Ellis Wyatt

Elias Solomon

Norm

David

Nolan

Terry Fickey

Hank

Harris

John Fitzgerald

Admiral Mickel J O'Grady

Sam Dresser

The Garden

Coroner Tom Collins

Ned Oldham

Coach Mitch Belew

County Sheriff

Psycho-Head

DJ

Chris

Ed Kemper Jr.

Alvah

Talbot

Hollis

Lloyd

Tim

Bill

Darrel / Darren

Harold

Deputy Karl Adams

Ort Cooley

Charles

Elias Lee

Paramedic

Furgus / Hitch (voice)

Wandering Camper

Joe

Self

Roy Grady

Matt Ewing

Floyd

Chico

Jimmie

Land Pirate Lew

Professor Ratliffe

Walter

Dominic

Bobby

Dr. Parsons

Lew

Self

Roger

Bill

Daniel Glenn

Sheriff Sam Tate

Mr. Alonzo

Conductor (voice)

Tommy Lasorda

Bob

Larry

Detective Ricardo

Reverend Fletcher