Brigadier General Dean Hopgood

Simon Baclg

Maj. Gen. George E. Pickett

Phil Garson

Party Crasher

Michael Tyler

Charles Winstead

Bill Gore

Freddy Lounds

Dibbs

Man

Jacob Slotnick

Ike Clanton

Harry Black

Harold 'Happy' Loman

Joe

Ted

Jonas Hackett

Earl Kellogg

Self

Self

Khalar Zym

The Agent

Lt. Gen. Thomas Stonewall Jackson

Frederick Banner

Watts

Boss

Colonel Miles Quaritch

Big Al Stevens

Benji Faulkner

Claude

Herbert Heller

Tim

Victor Galloway

Patrick

Sargeant Major Jim

Lieutenant Jake 'Lieu' LaRussa

Self

Keith

Moose Tavola

Self

Fantasy Villain

Justin Shaw

Charlie

Self

John Ferris

Tony Cobb

Colonel Miles Quaritch

Father Conway

Leland

Voice

King (voice)

Det. Lloyd Martin

Casey

Self - Happy

Kerry Myers

Mr. Travitt

Vassilis

Major Gavins

Coach Farris

Holt Ramsey

Duffy

Colonel Miles Quaritch

Sheriff Harvey Denton

Gordon

Injun Joe

Guy Grand

Self

Michael

Korver

Michael Hackett

George Herman 'Babe' Ruth

The Blind Man

Emil F. Reinhardt

Colonel Miles Quaritch

Jack Bennett

Janos

Shrike

Barry Rogers

Colonel Abraham Biggs

Mayor Pierce

Prophet Buddy

Thomas Deblois

William

Linden

Colonel Miles Quaritch

Spryos

Dennis McNatt

Steven Ziegenmeyer

Jonas (voice)

D.I.G Sunil Raina

Officer Rick

Alex Laughton

Fred

President

The President

Président

The Blind Man

Dr. Thomas Cooper

Old Man

Archbishop

John

Inspector Edgar Reinhardt

Dr. James Craik

Coach Harkins

Narrator (voice)

Aaron Lindenstrauss / Dr. Joseph Melkman (voices)

Atty. David Abrams

Rear Admiral James Bradford